If comedy were music, beast. would be the b sides of an album recorded in Morgan Freeman's helicopter, featuring the sounds of Vin Diesel eating a woman alive with his mouth. beast. performs improv in middle school cafeterias, accounting firm break rooms, and foreign embassies, and has 8 Black Belts, 4 Ph.D’s, 1 Junior Badminton Championship, and 362 Girl Scout Achievement badges. beast. is: Mike Antonucci (SVA's Bleak! Comedy, A.L.L. Productions) Emily Axford (RAGNARÖCK, Daystallion, GW receSs) Darren Miller (GW receSs, kevinanddarrendotcom) Kevin Mead (GW receSs, kevinanddarrendotcom)